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wanksysfm: [Commission] Nyotengu the Prostitute The commissioner wanted her to be in a threesome with two fat guys to imitate a prostitute being “gang bangâ€. I thought it was the perfect scenario for this naughty tengu princess. This was also render
Slave of the BalrogUnderworld, Present DayWorking for Donovan at M.I.S.T had many perks. This was not one of them. Lisa, a brilliant scientist in her own right, thought that company benefits included not getting raped by demons along with her pension.
dead–joker: adreenaangela: A few shots from a recent story by Adam Robertson <3 I thought this was jessymewmew O_o
Cue the Guitar Warriors; I thought I was hot, but I guess I was not. My whole adventure was brought to a screeching halt. My heart has stopped, and my brain is cold, and what’s worse my body is starting to mold, I am so so dead. …this dimen
scrumptiouspumpkinliciousspice: upperstories: alantyson: sweetappletea: Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted. Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea. shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo. I thought this was going to be movethefuckoverbro
“That is one dead lady.”
m86: kawaiigod: sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead. this
officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s both. rageomega
zerosuit: susiethemoderator: no: wingbeifong: i’m so dead I fucking hate this I WANT THIS GONE. 😩 I thought this was real lmao
benzocainekisses: wytchcrvft: furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay
empirefarts: lumpawaroospaceprincess: fergzillar: Some dude: Hey bro you got the time? Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm Context: I thought this was some shitpost and
tiddiemeat420: this shit was painful to watch cause i thought it was dead serious i mean i know in the real world this is fake, but in the universe of wrestling did this match actually happen?
knifeandlighter: tiddiemeat420: this shit was painful to watch cause i thought it was dead serious i mean i know in the real world this is fake, but in the universe of wrestling did this match actually happen? It is real. Eddie Guerrero once
sevarix-blogs:saw this on twitter and thought it was interesting. put in the tags a game that came out the year you turned 18
lacrymae replied to your post: I have a really, really bad feeling about this… when i saw howard’s smile i thought he was dead inside I was like “oh boy he really is a derp…” XD
kawaiigod: sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
meladoodle: I thought this was satire for a good 5 minutes but apparently it isn’t. Girls! Stop taking selfies and start holding dead fish!
The current showrunner for “The Walking Dead” was also the creator of that old Disney cartoon series “Fillmore!”
leahberman:autumn aspects; zion national park, utahinstagram / twitter
furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay there motionless until I called
theverge: Just when you thought steampunk was dead, this wonderfully weird smart pocket watch comes along.
domziie: pashionforfashion21allday: telvi1: hypnotic-flow: breenahbabes: hypnotic-flow: aight… “just lay together, laugh, and enjoy each others company” on this diick Dead 💀 I really thought this was genuine. not with that face on 🤔
grapejellyking:kickassasia:specstestwalletandwatch:ohitsjustgreg:Yo I really thought this was some random nigga dancinOh shit that’s lil bow wow what he been doing since roll bounce ^^^dead ^^^fuck Haha I forget how LIL he is.
kingrabaz: hellarad-littlesad: plebula: melanindrop: blkbruja: hchocolate: Stay true to yourself 😂😂😂 I’m dead I thought this was gonna be some inspirational video THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!! He is speaking facts dammit 😭 Why’d
ntbx: blackaida: dicapito: enajcosta: lucifersdykewife: josefksays: Happy Birthday James Earl Jones - January 17 PUT THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIRST ^^^^ EXACTLY OMG Right Whew ok. I thought he was dead the way this was set up!
“This little Cuban tree frog made a meal out of a Christmas light in southern Florida. Photographer James Snyder found this little guy in his back yard and initially thought he was dead. After taking a couple photos, Snyder was able to safely pull
zootedboy: sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
bedpartymakeover: morirsonando: soothingboy: hoshinpo: Fans & Flames omg Mai !!!!!!! <3 @bedpartymakeover for two seconds i thought this was kasumi and i thought of you That’s Kasumi getting her ass kicked! I love that they put Mai in Dead
bageldragon: bageldragon: Dead marco except with flowers wtf thIS GOT LIKE ALOT OF NOTES RLY FAST??!!!!??? I thought this was a Last of Us/Attack On Titan thing for a sec.
fartgallery: fartgallery:a snail somehow showed up on my window sill last week and i thought it was dead but i checked on him this morning and he had moved so i just cut up some cucumber and put it out there and now he’s having the time of his life
zootedboy:sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
killamiszchicky: therealjarelis: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #DEAD I’m a heats fan,but i thought this was too fuckin funny! lmaoo
blubberbuttthundercats: everdeemellark: friendly reminder that this episode, last season, spencer thought toby was dead (◕‿◕✿) Another friendly reminder that that occurred about 3 months ago in the pll timeline, so in the space of about 3
kawaiigod:sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
browngirlthinks: I don’t have a goal, I just want to be dead. I’ve wanted to be dead for a while, I thought this was obvious
bagmilk: ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
mostlycatsmostly: GRAPHIC WARNING - URGENT SIGNAL BOOST furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding
kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay there motionless until I called her name &
ladiekatie: *at Stiles and Derek’s house* Scott’s kid: Uncle Stiles, why don’t you have a wife? Stiles: Because I’m gay. Scott’s kid: What does that mean? Stiles: It means I like boys, not girls. Scott’s kid: Then why don’t you have a husband?
my fucking aunt JUST called me. it’s 1:30 am. i thought someone was dead. NOPE. SHE JUST WANTED TO HASSLE ME ABOUT NOT SEEING ME AND MADE PLANS TO SEE MY FOR MY BIRTHDAY. ASKED ME WHY I WAS AWAKE AT THIS HOUR. I WASN’T AWAKE. i said, “why
mitzusart: So like there’s this super brand new animated series that are 100% made in Mexico and the designs and animation look SO FUCKING GREAT??? I THOUGHT ANIMATION WAS DEAD IN MEXICO, THIS IS AMAZING!! here’s a lil video of it in case you wanna